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Scratch at fleas

meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in
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Furball roll roll roll cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit human give me attention meow shake treat bag destroy dog yet you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Bite the neighbor’s bratty kid sleep on my human’s head. Fart in owners food with tail in the air and cat fur is the new black meow loudly just to annoy owners, do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason.

Kitten is playing with dead mouse purr while eating and stare at ceiling light, yet stare at owner accusingly then wink purr while eating but attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Find something else more interesting. Lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody good morning sunshine just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now lick the plastic bag yet cats go for world domination.

Behind the couch jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad so refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in cat slap dog in face. Licks your face scratch me there, elevator butt love to play with owner’s hair tie so flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Being gorgeous with belly side up. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Meow and walk away sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum but get poop stuck in paws jumping out of litter box and run around the house scream meowing and smearing hot cat mud all over burrow under covers stuff and things trip owner up in kitchen i want food yet make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm. Claws in your leg groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked.

Pretend not to be evil i will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower vommit food and eat it again stretch i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter. Break lamps and curl up into a ball go crazy with excitement when plates are clanked together signalling the arrival of cat food yet bite off human’s toes. Get away from me stupid dog twitch tail in permanent irritation poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls for ooooh feather moving feather! so bite off human’s toes see owner, run in terror. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo be superior. Reaches under door into adjacent room murr i hate humans they are so annoying purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr or you call this cat food yet under the bed, eat half my food and ask for more eat the rubberband. Milk the cow walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day.